palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

(via darling-its-all-bullshit)

paulwezly:

What would TVD Cast ask their devoted followers?

(via littlebitofluckyy)

imsirius:

I met Tom Brady once and I’m a big American football fan. I’m a big fan of his. 

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